| Hello everyone. |
| I'm Jake Stevens and I'm your rep here at the hotel. |
| I'm sure you'll all have a great time here. |
| So let me tell you a bit about what's on offer. |
| I'll start by telling you about some of the excursions that are available for guests. |
| One thing you have to do while you're here is go dolphin watching. |
| On our boat trips, we pretty well guarantee you'll see dolphins - |
| if you don't you can repeat the trip free of charge. |
| We organise daily trips for just 35 euros. |
| Unfortunately there aren't any places left for this afternoon's trip, |
| but come and see me to book for later in the week. |
| If you're energetic, I'd recommend our forest walk. |
| It's a guided walk of about seven kilometres. |
| There'll be a stop half way, and you'll be provided with a drink and sandwiches. |
| There's some fairly steep climbs up the hills, |
| so you need to be reasonably fit for this one, |
| with good shoes, and bring a waterproof in case it rains. |
| It's just 25 euros all inclusive, and it's every Wednesday. |
| Then on Thursdays we organise a cycle trip, |
| which will give you all the fun of biking without the effort. |
| We'll take you and your bike up to the top of Mount Larna, |
| and leave you to bike back - |
| it's a 700-metre drop in just 20 kilometres |
| so this isn't really for inexperienced cyclists as you'll be going pretty fast. |
| And if it's a clear day, you'll have fantastic views. |
| On our local craft tour you can find out about the traditional activities in the island. |
| And the best thing about this trip is that it's completely free. |
| You'll be taken to a factory where jewellery is made, and also a ceramics centre. |
| If you want, you can buy some of the products but that's entirely up to you. |
| The trip starts after lunch on Thursday, and you'll return by 6 pm. |
| If you're interested in astronomy you may already know that the island's one of the best places in the world to observe the night sky. |
| We can offer trips to the observatory on Friday for those who are interested. |
| They cost 90 euros per person |
| and you'll be shown the huge telescopes and have a talk from an expert, |
| who'll explain all about how they work. |
| Afterwards we'll head down to Sunset Beach, |
| where you can have a dip in the ocean if you want before we head off back to the hotel. |
| Finally, there's horse riding. |
| This is organised by the Equestrian Centre over near Playa Cortino |
| and it's a great experience if you're a keen horseback rider, |
| or even if you've never been on a horse before. |
| They take you down to the beach, |
| and you can canter along the sand and through the waves. |
| It costs 35 euros and it's available every day. |
| So there's plenty to do in the daytime, but what about night life? |
| Well, the number one attraction's called 'Musical Favourites'. |
| Guests enjoy a three-course meal and unlimited free drinks, and watch a fantastic show, |
| starting with musicals set in Paris and then crossing the Atlantic to Las Vegas |
| and finally Copacabana. |
| At the end the cast members come down from the stage, still in their stunning costumes, |
| and you'll have a chance to chat with them. |
| It's hugely popular, so let me know now if you're interested because it's no good leaving it until the last minute. |
| It's on Friday night. |
| Tickets are just 50 euros each, but for an extra 10 euros you can have a table right by the stage. |
| If you'd like to go back in time, there's the Castle Feast on Saturday evening. |
| It's held in a twelfth-century castle, and you eat in the great courtyard, |
| with ladies in long gowns serving your food. |
| You're given a whole chicken each, which you eat in the medieval way, using your hands instead of cutlery, |
| and you're entertained by competitions where the horseback riders attempt to knock one another off their horses. |
| Then you can watch the dancers in the ballroom and join in as well if you want. |
| OK, so now if anyone... |